most important lesson I've learned is you have to do what makes you happy you cannot make everyone happy

i sent my mom this:”imagine wearing this (it also comes in pastel blue, black, and white) oversized and cute and you can do the thing with your hands tucked in the sleeves and be hella sweet like :) but bc its oversized you could also hide a knife in there or maybe a few little croissants just in case you get hungry. you could also eat an entire microwavable spaghetti bolognese and no one will have the honour of seeing your little spag bol bloated tummy unless you give them permission to when you take the jumper off to make sex with them bc you know you’re gonna get some if you wear this.”

& if she’s disapproving of the ‘booty’, show her this gif:

hopefully she will understand how amazing troye’s ass is and let you get you get it :)